A duck walks into a pub, walks up to the bartender and asks, "Do you have any grapes?"
The bartender replies, "No, this is a bar, we only serve beer."
The next day the duck walks into the same pub, up to the same bartender and asks, "Do you have any grapes?"
The bartender gets very angry, "NO! WE DON'T HAVE ANY BLOODY GRAPES AND IF YOU ASK ME AGAIN, I'M GOING TO NAIL YOUR BLOODY BEAK TO THE BAR!"
The duck leaves...
The next day, the duck walks into the pub and up to the same bartender, he asks, "Do you have any nails?"
The bartender glares at him and says, "No."
The duck asks, "Do you have any grapes?"
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Cheesy!