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A man walks into the doctors, "Doctor, Doctor!! . I've got this terrible ringing in my ears".

Doctor- "Take these anti -depressants".

Man- "But doctor, I'm not depressed"

Doctor-"Don't worry, you soon will be".

A man with tinnitus walks into a bar. He turns round and comes out again because it is too noisy.

Three teddies are in an airing cupboard.

How can you tell the Scottish one? He is the one on the pipes.

How can you tell the one in the army? He is the one on the Tank.

How can you tell the one with Tinnitus? He is the one listening to the pipes to try and figure out where the noise is coming from.

My jokes are not that funny but make a serious point about our lives with tinnitus. We have good days and bad days. For no apparent reason, I have started this day with screaming T. Even after four years I still have not habituated but plodding on. We have all been there and we hope that it will be better tomorrow. I am off to the gym to do some training for my "Big cycle for Tinnitus". Thank you to the people that have sponsored me so far. Please be one of the people that put in a few pounds to help the British Tinnitus Association. We need to find a cure for this hateful condition. Click on the link below or copy or go to Virgin Money Giving and search "Ade Osoba"

Kind regards

Ade

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Made me laugh ta

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ImSmoking

"A man with tinnitus walks into a bar. He turns round and comes out again because it is too noisy."

I think that this one should go: "A man with tinnitus walks out from a bar. He turns around and walks back in because it is too noisy." :D

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ade-the-pade in reply toImSmoking

I think it works both ways. Regards. Ade

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