we have had dogs, infatuation and politics now a poem.

I wrote this poem to a doctor who was very rude to me about my weight and thought I would share.

FAT AS BUDDHA

I sit solid as a mountain

Fat as a laughing Buddha

As sexy as a large black man wearing leather on a throbbing motorbike.

I am not ashamed

And you will never shame me

I am an ancient soul

Older and glowing with a womans strength

You are but a child so when we meet

It is for you to listen

And for me to teach

You have no thoughts

That I have not already explored

So be your clumsy bumptious self

With others your age

When you are with me

Be still.

[Hidden]

Not the lush one surely?. Pompous Twit.☺️

[Hidden in reply to Hidden]

Not the lush one at all. The lush one is very careful. This was one I crossed swords with about 8 months ago and still contemplate revenge. A nasty combination of stupidy, arrogance and access to a syringe. Head the size of a planet and brain the size of a pea.

My lush GP is humble bless him and lacks confidence at times and worrys about his patients.

[Hidden in reply to Hidden]

😂 access to a syringe good one!!. Most of them have heads the size of a pea..take it this humble Doc newly trained?.

[Hidden in reply to Hidden]

Humble doctor puzzels me.Not newly trained and some how manages to only stick to conventional practice and strictly to guidlines whilst being kind and sensitive. I havent got my head round it but I am beginning to think that his lack of confidence and humble attitude means that he sees specialists as experts and does not argue with them. I am not sure if GMChavent had a go at him at some point in the past so maybe he plays it all very safe. Frightened to death to sign his name to anything legal. There used to beanother doctor in the practice I couldgo to for paper work and ifI couldnt get round him and some times he would send me to her for the same reasons. She has gone on maternity.The doctor I wrote the poem for his really horrid and I have only met twice. He is young and newly qualified.

[Fruitandnutcase in reply to Hidden]

You need to write another one to boost your lush but humble doctor and build up his confidence 😉

[Hidden in reply to Fruitandnutcase]

I think I wouldbe arrested if I put my feelings for humble doctor on paper and gave them to him.

[Fruitandnutcase in reply to Hidden]

LOL 😉

[greygoose]

But did you send it to him?

[Hidden in reply to greygoose]

Not yet do you think I should. I suspect he might blow his top definatley not into empowered women.

[greygoose in reply to Hidden]

If you're not going to see him again, then yes. But, not if you've got another appointment with him! lol He probably doesn't like empowered patients of any sex!

[ShinyB]

Love it! Print it out on prescription paper for him