I know that many people on this site may well think that I moan about the demographics of where I live, and that it is probably me that is a bit of a misery-guts
Well, just to prove a point, this is an advertisement in the local list rag, for live music at a pub in a nationally recognised local 'holiday' resort, and I quote:
"Vomit, Muffwings and Potential Victims".
Says it all. No wonder I feel ill.