Curious consultation with Prof Walker (who apart from being 20 minutes late was very kind and attentive. Recommended if you can get through to his secretary!).
His diagnosis was that I don't have RLS at all, and instead some sort of drug-induced dysesthesia. Reasons being:
- my symptoms are primarily during the day and not at night
- movement doesn't alleviate my symptoms in the way that it does for most RLS sufferers, apparently (I will move my legs but still feel the unpleasant sensations)
- opioids don't work for me at all (for RLS sufferers they'll reliably stop sensations within an hour)
He unfortunately couldn't explain why my symptoms are so intermittent - I'll have weeks with no/few symptoms, and then they'll suddenly flare up, and even during the course of a day they'll come and go. He was also surprised by my presentation, saying it was much more common in people who are discontinuing SSRIs. He also didn't have much to suggest by way of symptomatic relief, other than to say that filling myself with gabapentinoids probably wouldn't do much good.
As I'm vegan (only a recent change; have been lacto-vegetarian for about ten years though) he also suggested checking for vitamin deficiencies as those can also cause similar symptoms.
My psych has switched me to vortioxetine and Walker said that that might help, and failing that bupropion or trazodone might be good.
Tbh I'm still slightly skeptical; I've halved my duloxetine dose and my symptoms still come and go. (And now I'm more depressed, great!) Will give vortioxetine a go and see if that helps.
Perhaps the above will help someone in a similar situation.