Plane with 5 passengers on board: Donald Trump, Boris Johnson, Angela Merkel, The Pope and a 10-year-old schoolboy. The plane is about to crash and there are only 4 parachutes.
Trump says I need one: “I’m the smartest man in the USA and am needed to make America great again.” Takes one and jumps.
Johnson says, ‘I’m needed to sort out Britain’. He takes one and jumps.
The Pope says, ‘I need one as the world needs the Catholic Church.’ He takes one and jumps.
Angela says to the ten year old: “You can have the last parachute. I’ve lived my life, yours is only just starting.”
The 10-year-old replies: “Don’t worry, there are 2 parachutes left. The smartest man in the USA took my school bag.”
Just getting out of bed in the uk, I will raise my tea cup to all you lovely people, you all stay safe, thinking and praying for everyone around the world. Look forward to meeting you when you get to the uk, spare bedroom here, big hugs to you all. Yvonne xxxxx
Belated raising of my coffe cup, actually it's a glass of wine. Thinking of all of those looking after loved ones or those now living alone, it's a tough lonely time at the moment so try to keep strong and keep on keeping on.
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