¿Holidays?

[S11m]

At this time of year, we might be thinking about booking a Summer holiday... but I was thinking about putting together a "Holiday Substitute Kit".

I first thought of this decades ago - so perhaps it should be updated for Covid:

Invalid airline tickets

Sunray Lamp

Gastroenteritis pills

A salt-sand mixture

Instructions:

Simulate the first part of a typical holiday by spending days trying to get on an aeroplane with the invalid air tickets.

Take the pills and go home, burn yourself with the sunray lamp - and rub the salt-sand mixture into the burns - and endure the tummy bug while self-isolating for 10 days.