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Allo listen!! Officer Crabtree has covid information.

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Edith: Tonight I will sing as I have never sang before.

Rene': What in tune ?

Officer Crabtree: I have good nose

Rene': Yes you are very handsome..

Officer Crabtree: The troon has been bummed by the RAF.

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Activity2004

Gave me a big smile this morning. Thank you, Bazzak !😀👍🌈🙏👌

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply toActivity2004

Have you seen Allo Allo ??x

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Activity2004 in reply toBazzak

Not yet!😀👍🌈

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply toActivity2004

If you get a chance, you should, very british humour 🙂x

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Activity2004 in reply toBazzak

Will check it out later today.😀👍🌈

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Troilus in reply toActivity2004

Oh, you must. It is brilliant. But what was even better, a Belgium friend of ours said he had learnt to speak English by watching it. Once you have seen it, you will understand why that is incredible!

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Marnie22 in reply toTroilus

I 'ope your friend 'as zee excellent Engleesh accent now! 😀🌸

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply toMarnie22

🤣🤣🤣xxx

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Agoodenough in reply toBazzak

I haven’t seen it either 😂

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply toAgoodenough

Don't believe you !!xx

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springcross

😁😁

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Marnie22

I would say, 'Good moaning,' but it's afternoon!

Excellent 'Allo 'Allo themed humour. I particularly like the 'Save loaves,' on the notice.

It's a shame the government announcement wasn't preceded with, ' I shall say zis oanlay wonce!'

It's amazing how hard my phone is trying to 'correct' my special, 'Allo, 'Allo spellings!

😀🌸

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply toMarnie22

🤣x I knew you would appreciate it, I was, am a bit worried our American friends will not understand the humour if they haven't seen the program. 🤔 Hope you are keeping well Marnie, xx

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Marnie22 in reply toBazzak

It was a lovely treat. Officer Crabtree's pronunciation was always my favourite part of 'Allo, Allo. ' I would be intrigued to know what other nationalities make of the programme!

I am okay, I hope you are too.

😀🌸

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply toMarnie22

I was going to put in the quote from Officer Crabtree when Edith drove the little tank into the outside toilets, but I think Activity would have slapped my wrist!! ( stupid woman ) joke Leah🤣xx

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Marnie22 in reply toBazzak

Zee trubble eees zat you are a verrrry naughty man meeeester Bazzak! 😀🌸

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Activity2004 in reply toBazzak

No worries, Barry. Just saw some clips of the show. Really funny! Thank you. :-)

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply toActivity2004

Not your type of humour Leah ,? 🤔xx

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Activity2004 in reply toBazzak

It was really good! Nothing wrong. :-)

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purple64

Love that program 😂

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footgo

Brilliant Barry, just love the ‘stoo alert‘ etc.

Is it me, plus age, the old British humour was truly the best, you could not better it. It was slapstick but always very cleverly executed.

Some of today’s humour sadly just goes over my head.

I hope that you your day went well with your grandson, a long day. I am sure that you both had some fun on the way.

Have a wonderful evening and a great day tomorrow, will it be a repeat of today?

Best wishes, Tim.

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply tofootgo

Thank you Tim, hope I haven't upset Leah, with my stupid woman comment, she has never seen Allo Allo so may not get the joke. !🙉

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footgo in reply toBazzak

If Leah manages to watch any Allo Allo films she will understand l am sure.

It is difficult to explain the humour behind the series, English/ French / German. You have to see it to appreciate it and once you do you will never forget the mixed humour.

I am sure Leah understands.

Take care, Tim.

🤣😂🤣😂going down memory lane. Zis eees very goood🤣😂🤣😂( don't think I've got it quite right 🤣😂)

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Smiler53

One of the best comedy’s, they don’t make them like this anymore!

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Wheezebag

I heard of a young woman from Croatia who learned English from watching 'Allo 'Allo. She said her father's daily greeting was "Good moaning". It's hard to imagine anyone but English speakers understanding the humour.

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply toWheezebag

I don't think Ameticans would understand it, it is really just wierd British humour!! Xx

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Activity2004 in reply toBazzak

I got it!😀👍👍🌈

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