In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
Cats can work out mathematically the exact place to sit that will cause most inconvenience.
Now I’m getting older I find that I only use 3 shops.
Spec savers, Boots and Greggs.
My life is just specs, drugs and sausage rolls...