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How about a 'Bloomin' Awful' joke, for the new Decade?

Two lorries, carrying paint collided, on the M25- one way carrying Red paint, the other Blue paint....wait for this....Divers were MAROONED, for several hours!πŸ˜‹

Can anyone do 'WORSE'?

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Sorry to hear that. Were they a little off colour?

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Dear Greyone,

Yes they Probably were...… One more, for you- two Lorry Loads of French Onions crash, on the M6. Police are advising Motorists to find a HARD shoulder, to cy onπŸ˜‹. By the way, what 'Begins with 'T' ends with 'T' and is full of 'T'?

A little boy come running, into his Father "Daddy, Daddy the 'Invisible Man' is at the door". "Oh" says his dad "Can you tell that.....I Can't See Him"πŸ™„

Your 'Turn'

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Greyone in reply to AndrewT

Much Thx. They all put lots of colour in my cheeks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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jeanjeannie50

Yes, I read about it and it made me feel blue.

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kycmary

cute!

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AndrewT

Correct!

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AndrewT

Worse than 'Black and Blue'... On board Ship, with a 'Greenish Hue'!

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