Feeling a bit yuk today tired and just yergh. So I look out the window and smile. Only house in the street with unconventional wildly distributed Christmas lights. They flash but very delicately now???
Parkers Randomly Flung Pretties: Feeling a bit yuk... - PMRGCAuk
Parkers Randomly Flung Pretties
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Oh bless!
Sorry, but I don’t see Parker in his elf suit.
It’s dark he’s in the corner. You know only a few people have the ability to see an Elf? They are very good at blending in.
He's smaller than I remember!
It’s been raining. Parker’s and Elf shrink in the rain.
Clearly side-stepping the latest HSE ESOLR ('Elf and Safety' Outside Lighting Regulations..?) 
He’s not wearing his VIS vest cos he’s incognito. But he does have rubber boots on so he doesn’t get fried. Still need him to do the porridge.
Parker... Incognito..? Ok, but what about the bright Pink 6-wheeled 'Roller' (Lady Penelope's Customised Rolls Royce). How will he hide THAT?!!
The photo is cropped!! He had to cut it out to protect his anonymity and location of the mansion.
Fair enough. I also have a problem with protecting my true identity...
I understand. You would be inundated with fan mail and followers wanting selfies and autographs from such a talented writer and great person.
Yep Estelle: but this would be far too-great-a burden on my already fragile, PMR addled ego and ensuing desire to hide in the shadows of Fame.
Even my inadvertent Guest Appearance last week at the fag counter at my local ASDA was almost too much to bear. The young lad there asked: 'Are you THAT bloke wot writes that silly stuff?'
I confess: I lied and said: 'No, not me, mate, you must be mistaken'.
I can relate to JK Rowling's plight.. 
It would be interesting to come across JK at the fag counter in ASDA or any other seriously minted book writerist. We’re you extolling the virtues of vaping to the general public as research for your next amusing tome or just lurking around hoping for a fan to appear after buying milk? Either way you handled the situation professionally and left with you identity safe and sound. It’s hard leading a double life. Bruce Wayne knows only too well
Ha! Ohhh.. I'm too Kna****ed to reply to this one tonight. But beware: I WILL be back soon with an equally Bonkers reply
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Lovely!!! My sort of xmas lights...
Minimalist 🎄
I think mine are even minier...
Mine, even mi........
minimalister then if you want to be picky...
Picky? What, me? Pickier maybe..
Well I think they are beautiful!
Yes a delicate flash unlike a disco haha. Feel better soon ❤️
Look good to me!!
Well now those are my kind of lights. People across my little road have gone stark raving mad this year (never done it before so don't understand). This year they have a tree which flashes so many times it's almost horizontal. And don't even get me started on the large plastic reindeer. I wouldn't mind but we seem to be on a flight path to Manchester airport - say no more.
Feel better soon .........
It's the amount of money spent on those new low electric consumption LEDs that amazes me! I'm fairly well off - I couldn't afford to do it!
It’s all about priorities!
I saw a lighty up Reindeer for £99. You could make one with Lidl’s 12.99 lights and some wire coat hangers for no where near that. It’s like the Griswalds Christmas.
Oooh I'd really rather not !!!!! Might start a Reindeer war.
Just sit back and smile at the Leccy bill you won’t have 🤩
Oh dear, we haven't even started with decorations yet but random it will be!!
Goody random is best!! No rush is there?
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