My husband often mislays his mobile phone indoors, and the simplest way to find it is to give it a ring. Simple. Works every time. However... this morning at breakfast he asked me if I'd noticed where he'd put his glasses, and I said not to worry I'd give them a ring. It took me a few moments to work out why he started laughing.
It gets worse. After breakfast we cleared the table and when I opened the cupboard where we keep the cereal and canned foods I came face-to-face with a large onion sitting happily on top of a tin of tomatoes! How on earth....? And how did I not see it when I took the cereal boxes OUT of the cupboard? (All other onions were in the rightful place in the vegetable rack.)
Looks like I'm in for a fun day!
Seriously though, it's a good job I'm signed off work (in the Criminal Justice System) or there could be serious consequences!