To cheer everyone up on a Friday morning......I have finally worked out why, when I bend over forwards, the floor continues to come up to meet me.
Previously most of my weight was centered below the waist - ex horse riders bottom and thighs, swollen knees and more than a hint of a tummy.
Contrast this now with the moon face, lack of a neck, buffalo hump, several sizes up in bras (in fact only the soft crop type are comfortable) and the many, many spare tyres around the midriff and all the weight is suddenly ABOVE the waist thus leading to the toppling effect when I bend down to collect the dogs empty food bowls.
So - after 71 years I have now to learn how to bend down afresh! The knees don't bend so they are no help.
Just another of the many blessings from the pred.