Some Tuesday silliness

[Bonjourtristesse]

I wrote a poem for my doctor that I thought might amuse you all. I’ve had another injection today because I’ve decided having feeling in my fingertips is actually quite helpful.

To my doctor

Hello Mr. doctor, I hope that you’re ok,

I know you think I’m crazy and wish I’d go away,

I know you think it’s strange how I like to feel my fingers

Or survive the day without a nap

(That exhaustion really lingers).

I know you think my blood tests are ‘absolutely fine’,

You tell me that I’m anxious, I suspect you think I whine,

To me the movement in my limbs is not an added plus,

Although you think that’s curious, and that I make a fuss,

I hope you never end up at the mercy of a man,

Who says that he will help you (but somehow never can),

So to sum my thoughts up doctor, and I know that you will scoff,

But I bought some b12 from abroad and now I’ll say... 🤬🤬

(You weren’t very helpful 😆)

[Narwhal10]

Brilliant - especially the end 😊. This is my letter to Doctors who say, ‘You are addicted, you like the rush blah blah !!

Dear Doctors,

I don’t understand your kind of stupid but I admire your total commitment to it.

Yours sarcastically,

[Bonjourtristesse in reply to Narwhal10]

Haha, that’s funny 😂

[deniseinmilden in reply to Narwhal10]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

That made me laugh aloud! Fantastic!

Thank you! x

[Parksy in reply to Narwhal10]

That should be written in capitals in bold framed and put on the Drs office wall. That’s brilliant!

[Seth12345]

That is amazing!

[Litatamon]

Love it!

[Gambit62 Administrator]

Love the non-rhyme at the end

[wedgewood]

I love it too ! Excellent ! 10/10 🥇

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[Bonjourtristesse]

Hahaha. Noo, can you imagine?! It would be quite funny though.

[donnabrain]

🤣🤣🤣

[deniseinmilden]

That is absolutely brilliant!

It's a great poem, as well as the words and meaning behind it!

Thank you so much! X

[Cinders70]

Brilliant! That’s cheered my day already. Thank you!

[Hidden]

Brilliant... I trust you sent it !??

[Bonjourtristesse in reply to Hidden]

Noo!

[barbegrub]

Love it.

[Cali25]

Brilliant, sums up my GPS to a tee!

[mountainice]

That is absolutely brilliant, wish we could send it out to all of them!

[Hidden]

Fantastic how clever you are lol x

[grauntieannie]

😂🤣😂🤣 thank you!

[Bostonterrierlover]

Thanks for that, it made my day

[Ratherbewalking]

So funny... and true!

[Monbretia]

Made me laugh out loud !! 😂😂

[Higgey]

Bril.👌

[Gillsie54]

I wrote a similar poem myself to vent frustration in 2012 after waiting years to get right diagnosis! Like it!👍😀

[Lelie]

Excellent. love it. 😂

[Rosydawn]

Brilliant

[SallyRees]

🤣👏🏼👏🏼 Don’t know how I missed this but it’s brilliant 😆

[Beginner2]

I have only just seen this. Thanks Bonjourtristesse it at least gave me a laugh on a sad day.😀

[Dancers1]

Fabulous. X