Time to come clean:
The Maharani of Jodhpur was intrigued when she saw my Mum boarding the train with a toddler, baby and dog as to why she was travelling alone (ie unescorted) and sent an invitation for Mum to come to her carriage to meet her. She did, and I proceeded to bawl my lungs out. The rest is history, as they say!
Why indeed would anyone put out in an unseaworthy boat? Because we were teenagers lured by the promise of riches (50p per bucket) by a local shellfish stall!! We rowed out across a small channel of waterl to an island in the Teign Estuary (you are right Margaret, winkles are harvested on land), noticing that the boat was letting water but hey, it was only a small channel! Unfortunately by the time we had finished it was high tide and not so small anymore and the boat started sinking, so the winkles were sacrificed and we just about made it to the shore. Tis all true!!
The fib is indeed the cricket story. I used to be involved with a village cricket team, I was friendly with the scorer. However, as Leolady so astutely observes, mixed genders is not cricket and being woman of the match just my fantasy. In reality I was saddled with doing the @#!!! teas every time it was the turn of anyone without a wife/girlfriend.
What a good game, thank you for instigating it Linda!
Monique x