Went to a large supermarket to get a ready cooked chicken.
Me: hello do you have any ready cooked roast chickens.
Assistant: They will be another 5 mins
Me: OK I will come back.
5 mins later
Me: Can I have one of those chickens (pointing to the counter)
Assistant: Well the thing is, they are £6 - if you wait a minute I will take one of these chickens out (pointing to oven) bag and price it, put it on that display table behind you, and it will on be £4!
Me: Are they the same size?
Assistant: Yes
Confused? I sure as hell am!! 🤣
Still no cooking tonight - Yipeeee.