Minka has dared me and though i feel like rubbish i must oblige. Which part of your body is the best bit,one that doesn't have aches and pains in. I think mine are my ears as i can put all sorts of earings in them and they don't hurt.... Over to you all.....xxx
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right i will donate to this body my head along with brain cos its cooking on gas
sylvi should have said one body part per person ONLY and it has to be a good part.
wee dont want parts that are affected with RA OR ANYTHING ELSE WHILE WE A RE MAKING UP A GOOD BODY OUT OF THE LOT OF US
My boobs are still half way decent, as are my feet, so you can take your pick Sylvi - but give John's man brain the boobs as punishment for saying he thought I had no sense of humour please! TTx
good one tilda
I like this blog! I'm donating my shoulders x
come on we need a kneck from somewhere
Well mine's a bit short but if no one else offers you can take it as an extra with my boobs! X
come on tilda this is going to make the head a bit floppy cos i got your boobs in my head dear
You can have my neck !! and find a good head to go on it xx
Well we've got Minka's so heaven knows how we will be received but with Sylvi's ears and your neck and my boobs and Swiss Miss's shoulders its just the lower half that will make or break us! X
lol
You can my thighs as be told their slim no saggy bits !!!!!!!!!!xx
I've just found a small portion of my inner arm that really nice in the right light & does not currently have any health issues. It's the thought that counts, right?
You can have my womb, too as it is currently underoccupied & the gov. might stick a tax on it.
yep
boobs and brain x
love that comment, that your ears dont hurt xxxx
please please we are in deperate need of a good spine
sholders and hands not to mention legs in good working order preferably hairy
oh and a decent pair of feet no second hand ones as these could give the upper parts no stability
Okay go on have my feet - I think I'm the only RAer in the world that hasn't got foot trouble currently and the early stuff didn't seem to do any damage - feet and hair are my prettiest features I'm told - have 'em and be done! (but they are awful wee - only size 5 and very think so you'll have to watch what they are carrying or they'll be knackered in no time. Anyone got a nice smooth and untroubled belly and some nice knees and knees to offer? TTx
You can have my hair as it is multi coloured.xxx
My spine's in good shape, so I'll let you have that as well Any good wrists and hands on offer??
My hands are good. They have to be in my job. So you can borrow them for the weekends if you like. And my legs are good (andhairy) Except my knees are knackered due to too many years of sunday league football.
Hi all,
It seems to me as I've shown up rather late, that there is only one bit missing which is below the belt ! You're very welcome to have it on loan as I might find a need for it in the future, (some chance!!) It's in good working order
P.S my eyes are good, if you need them.
Well, my neck is no use, and at the moment most of my joints are acting up fairly well. Guess the only good thing I have right now is my lovely thick hair - and in my 50's even though its got a bit of grey, it has really held its colour well, and you only notice the grey up close - I get that from my mum - dad's family all went grey really early.
Don't give up hope Petal.Lol.
One positive and keen sense of humour for sale, but free to a good body! x
Don't think any of us need to buy one of them petal, we all seem to have good ones already
I think the only part thats good are my toe and finger nails get them done monthly got pretty flowers on my toes at the moment I will willingly donate part of my belly as after 4 girls got plenty to spare
lizz
Thank you Minka & Sylvie for another bit of good fun and banter. I hope your feeling better sylvie, you sound it but are you just putting on a brave face as always!! Lol June xxx
well sylvie body looks as good as we are going to get i shall see what pic i can find to put up to show you what it looks like
many thanks to all your donations
i fear we may have a problem with what toilet block to use male or femal
but it just goes to show its hard to put a decent body togeter bettween the lot of us lol
and im finding it hard to think as im a bit wobbly this morning cos tilda t has taken my brain out and put her boobs in their instead.
i hope you all had a good mothers day
regards john
John, we have another problem and it is what to call this body. We all have a sense off humour,lets be honest without it where would we be as you need it with our condition.xxxx
Excelllent, fun blog to start my day. Now chuckling to myself I can head to hospital in positive frame of mind to tackle the question ( which body part gives lowest score).
Name for the body: how about ' Bride of Rheumostein'. Assuming it's a woman of course! Lol.
I am sorry to join in so late. I have done a quick audit of all my bits and bobs, and I can honestly say that the only bit of me that causes no problems is my left elbow.
So that's my contribution, does any one have a right elbow to offer, as mine is almost always hot and painful!
I love the name.
I wonder if any one is an artist and could illustrate this creation?
They might already be a member of the RA - Royal Academy.
My lips and nose are fine and am told I have a nice mouth and the nose isnt too big!
I think Bride of Rheumastein is brilliant!
Oh, I also have good teeth; very lucky with them so you can stick them behind the mouth!
I cant draw a straight line so wont volunteer to illustrate but I'm sure someone can have a stab at it.
xx
My face defies age. People say I look mid thirties and I am 53! (They are probably thinking poor ol Git and sniggering really!) Seriously face is very young and it often goes against me, not that I want to be older looking, but I get treated quite badly as though I am some little flower who won't answer back. Ooh not the way at all! Many many crocked joints but my back has been very strong and is what keeps moving. Love Bride of Rheumostein.
Glad you like my naming of the new body! Bit embarrasing I forgot the teeth as I am in the dental profession! So I could have made a set for it if needs be, any size or colour you like. Lol.
Glad you like my naming of the new body! Bit embarrasing I forgot the teeth as I am in the dental profession! So I could have made a set for it if needs be, any size or colour you like. Lol.
Mine is not spare, think i'm leaving it to medical science, they would have a field day lol xx
Haha, regarding body donations: I remember my son in medical school in Anatomy class, they had to disect and identify all the internal organs. When I said I would donate my body to Medical Science, he said, " Don't bother, too many missing parts and artificial ones. He's so right! My knees are my best parts, and they are only 5 years old! That was fun, Minka and Sylvie