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For the many Fathers out there on this our special day.

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When does a joke become a "dad joke"?

When it's apparent.

Why are elevator jokes so good?

They work on many levels.

Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he Neverlands.

Why did the coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.

Why were the utensils stuck together?

They were spooning.

What kind of music do chiropractors like?

Hip pop.

Fathers, please feel free to use these as you go about your business. For those non-fathers who read the above, please, when you call or see your fathers later today, laugh again with him when he tells the jokes to you.

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Bet117NKF Ambassador

Whether our fathers are with us in reach of a call or watching us from above, We remember them with our love.

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RoadRunner44

Great for fathers day Mr Kidney. Thanks.

WYOAnne profile image
WYOAnneNKF Ambassador

Thank you for sharing! I sent them to my grandsons.Happy Fathers' Day!!

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