Funny Tweet

[Amore55]

I saw an article about the funniest tweets ever posted and this one caught my eye.

“ I’m amazed by people who lose weight when they exercise. When I exercise my DNA thinks I’m a European peasant. So it’s like “Oh, are we running from our enemies again, lassie? Dinnae ye worry, I’ll keep you plump as a partridge to outlast the murderous bastards! “

There is were so many really funny ones, but that one was really worth sharing! Hope you enjoy it! Love and Happy Thanksgiving, Kelly

[falalalala]

😅😅

[NorasMom]

That reminds me of an informal poll I saw many years ago where Russian men were handed photos of scantily-dressed swimsuit models and an equal number of plump and seriously-overweight women and then asked which they'd choose to marry. Every single one of them chose the larger women, because they knew that the skinny ones wouldn't make it through a Siberian winter. I've found it very reassuring over the years to know that I could have the pick of men if I'd just move waaaaay overseas.

[Amore55 in reply to NorasMom]

Very different from American men!

[Sandydemop in reply to NorasMom]

great idea! i liked how the renaissance women in paintings were "round" i thought i should have been born in a different time.

[jimeka]

Good laugh Kelly, thank you 👍🤣😂

[Tazmanian]

🤪😂🤣

[kdali]

🤣🤣🤣 I'm going to rename my treadmill "murderous bastard"

[Sandydemop in reply to kdali]

ooh that's good!

[BlanketTime1]

🤣

[mrsmike9]

So funny!!!