No, not that kind of help, thank God. My mother wants a bottle of champagne for her 80th birthday, and I don't know the first thing about fancy alcohol. Can anyone suggest one that will taste good to her but won't require me to sell my firstborn?
I have 8 more days to finalize plans for this latest idiocy of mine (it's a surprise party), and I'm just hoping that I can survive until it's all over. At least I didn't go ahead with my initial idea to rent the fire hall and send out an open invitation to everyone she's ever known...