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Johnny's Mother looked out

the window and noticed him "playing church" with

their cat.

He had the cat sitting

quietly and he was preaching to it. She smiled

and went about her work. A while later she heard

loud meowing and hissing and ran back To the

open window to see Johnny baptizing the cat in a

tub of water.

She called out,

"Johnny, stop that! The cat is afraid of

water!"

Johnny looked up at her

and said, "He should have thought about that

before he joined my church."

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Turtlepie

That one gave me a good chuckle

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jimeka

Out of the mouth of babes. Love it 😂🤣

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CrazyCatWom

Mr. Johnathon T. Fuzzibutt. Adventure Cat could easily be baptised. He is a cat who always wants to run outside when it is raining, and will jump into the shower with you if you're not careful.

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hairbrain4 in reply toCrazyCatWom

My sister had a cat like that. If she was taking a bath he would walk along the side of the tub and of course eventually fall in. He was a good ca,t she had him for 19 years.

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rjoneslaw

that was funny I had a chuckle and a smile on my face

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Kenu

😆😂🤣😉👍 Ken 🐾🐾🐾🐾

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Too funny, and so very cute, hairbrain4 :-D

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Amore55

Great one!

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twooldcrows

poor kitty ...

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hairbrain4 in reply totwooldcrows

That was my thought when I first saw it. It's so humiliating!😜

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pamgarner

my cat would have a stroke!

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kdali

🤣

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Texandyroe

🤣🤪🤣

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PWilli

Made me laugh out loud!😂

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