Johnny's Mother looked out
the window and noticed him "playing church" with
their cat.
He had the cat sitting
quietly and he was preaching to it. She smiled
and went about her work. A while later she heard
loud meowing and hissing and ran back To the
open window to see Johnny baptizing the cat in a
tub of water.
She called out,
"Johnny, stop that! The cat is afraid of
water!"
Johnny looked up at her
and said, "He should have thought about that
before he joined my church."