One day a man came home from work early to find his wife laying in bed naked, panting and sweaty. Thinking quickly, she said”Honey, I think I am having a heart attack.” Looking for her cell phone to call for help, he opened their closet door to find his best friend standing there naked. He said, “Damn it, Dave, Jill is having a heart attack and here you are trying to scare the kids!”.
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🤣😂😅 Ken 🐾🐾
oops.........................wow //////////////// darn you your scary the kids ....hahahahhhhahahahhahahahahhahahhaahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahhahahahhaha...good one ....great ...oops....
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