Everyday, Mr. Johnathon T. Fuzzibutt, Adventure Cat devotes himself to a project; to teach his daddy to be more patient and keep the comforter edge lifted up and not rush Mr. Johnathon T. Fuzibutt, Adventure Cat into making a decision as to if he will or not . . . or will . . . . or not . . . . jump up and expect to be tucked in, or teach his baby brother, Prince Hopper Bobber, that it is elderly abuse if the little squirt beats him up!
This morning's project is to teach Momma (me!) not to be selfish. If I am brushing my hair I must stop! It is his intent to get it through my head that all brushing with MY hair brush should be of HIS luxurious fur! If I am trying to comb the knots in my hair out carefully so I don't lose anymore hair, I must stop! All combing must be of Mr. Johnathon T. Fuzzibutt's sleek fur, not mine because that's selfish! Or if he is in another room (and this is creepy!) and I need to scratch my back with my back scratcher, he comes running in jumps into my lap and presents himself. I am supposed to be scratching HIS back with the scratcher--not human hands, the scratcher, please. Anything else is selfish!
And since this is Wensd ay morning, I dig out my Trulicity injection pen, and . . . . WAIT . . .WAIT . . . WAIT! Mr. Johnathon T. Fuzzibutt, Adventure Cat doesn't know what it is, but he is certain it belongs to him! So. I'm supposed to get busy doing whatever that thing does, and "why won't you let me into your lap?!?!?!?!?" he meows!
H''s just trying to teach me not to be selfish!