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Rollator, walker, wheelchair, cane, mobility scooter, etc., what would you do to make it fun? I already have my sword cane, but Agent 007 had such great gadgets on his Aston Martin. I don't think I'd like the jets that squirt oil behind the walker because I'd be the one to fall on it.

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rjoneslaw

I would get the jets on my walker so that I would move swiftly to my location

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hairbrain4

I would put seatbelts & jets on my rollator and a lazor on my cane. I have a little compact umpbrella that would turn into a light sabre.

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Tazmanian

You need Q

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daveh121 in reply to Tazmanian

Yes, Q!

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Peruzzot

At the push of a button my walking stick could turn into anything I needed at the time. A chair to sit and rest. A raft or kayak to float across rivers or streams. A jet pack to get where I want to go in a hurry or just get an aerial view of the area. A lantern that could light my way at night. Give me some time and I could probably come up with some more.😎

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agapepilgrim

How about my body???

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daveh121

Turn it into the Aston Martin designed by Q.

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jimeka

I think on my off road mobility scooter I would have a very advanced camera with zoom lense fitted so that I could take beautiful shots of all the wonderful things of nature that I see. Yesterday I saw a pair of swans, a pair of grey herons, and last week I saw a pair of white egrets. I get so frustrated because by the time I get my phone out and fiddle with it, and having the dexterity to be able to use it, if I had one fitted that was automatic, it would make life much easier. Until then, I have to cherish the memories. Great post 👍

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Tazmanian in reply to jimeka

Try a "Gopro" with bike mount

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greaterexp

You all are so creative! I like them all! I think I would like to attach a loud fog horn to alert people that I'm coming, so they have time to get out of the way. It's not terribly 007, but it would still be nice.

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falalalala

An ejector seat for faster trips to the bathroom.

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Mine would be equipped with a Star Trek transporter so that I may visit you all! Keep Smiling :-D

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greaterexp in reply to carolek572

Come on over!

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Tazmanian in reply to carolek572

Any time

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sashaming1

Having to use one of these has ruined my chances of being on Dancing With The Stars I'm sad to report.

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greaterexp in reply to sashaming1

I’ve seen some amazing dancing in wheelchairs! Maybe we could team up!

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Ali_B62

Absolutely bound to do it.🤣😂🤣

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HensTooth

I have the “Arc Angel Stun Cane” sitting in my Amazon cart! But I’ve just never “pulled the trigger” on my purchase!

amazon.com/gp/product/B00LW...

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greaterexp in reply to HensTooth

Isn’t that great? Thanks for sharing!

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Lady_Winifred in reply to HensTooth

I just went and looked at it, I'd never heard of it. Now I want it. I'm thinking a go fund me situation. Lol. Not really going to do go fund me...

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Allen5280

My crutches are already 007ed! They have pathway lights to light your path, reflectors and "horn" which is mearly a beep but the work in Walmart! LOL oh and they have special non slip tips and shocks! Oh and there is a special tio that you can rotate for a special metal ring with points that cone out for ice or rough terrain! So i already have a pair of 007 crutches! They are the Egroactives Egrobaum crutches, oh and they have knee rests that i took off mine but some may like them. Ive been using them for over 2 years and just now getting to the point of considering new tips. I put alot of miles on these crutches. They made alot of noise with the rubber tips but i fixed that with a little silicone powder lock lubricant. They haven't "squeeked" since. They are aweaome wit no neck or shoulder pain at all. My cane was trying to cause me carpal tunnel but these fixed that. My hands would get a bit tired and sore for a bit from the hump in the handle (which also have shock asorbers) but aftet a few weeks of ise that weny away also. They have been absoutly awesome for me. I walk for miles on them!

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greaterexp in reply to Allen5280

Real life 007!

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