One Leg At A Time

[CrazyCatWom]

A way of saying how we wre all alike: We put our pants on One Leg At A Time.

Well, I always had to be different.

Yeah, I put my pants on One Leg At A Time . . . . just both in the same leg hole.

[jimeka]

Good on you 👏👏👏👍🎉

[greaterexp]

Great post! I like to say, "I have my maid put my pants one leg at a time like everyone else." Ha! If only I could get one to work for free.

[carolek572 CommunityAmbassador]

Your pants are called skirts? Just teasing

[CrazyCatWom in reply to carolek572]

Okay, I'll call them that! (Rather than 4x Lg pants).

[carolek572 CommunityAmbassador in reply to CrazyCatWom]

You're too adorable

[hairbrain4]

I hate it when that happens, it makes it so much harder to walk. You have to take tiny little steps & it takes forever to get anywhere! And don't even think about the stairs.

[jorrell]

Being 6 foot 3 1/2 tall, gravity is something I take very serious. I have found that putting one's jeans on one leg at a time in the closet while standing up is not conducive to preventing bruises and damage to the shelves, so after nearly 10 years, I finally admitted defeat. Now I sit on the chair or edge of the bed to put my pants on. It is very rare that a man receives a "violence at home pamphlet" when he goes to the Dr. But yes, the nurse gave me two of them on separate occasions thanks to bruises and cuts.

Amazingly, this simple change has prevented me from face planting in the tile multiple times! BTW, my balance is so fouled up, I can't even stand on one leg for a second! Now, once sitting, I put both legs on at the same time, it's an AMAZING concept!

[mrsmike9 in reply to jorrell]

I am 6' tall. I always tell people I have further to fall so I have to be extra careful. Do you find that being tall, you have time to think while you're falling? I usually think, "oh, this is going to hurt", then Crash! And it hurts.

[CrazyCatWom in reply to mrsmike9]

You've got two inches on me, so I have less time to think. For me it is, "Whoa! Tha---Oh! @#$^%*(^%##!!!! OUCH!! $%^(*^%#^$##!!!

[goatgal]

Ah, and I've tried to put a pair of mine on backwards.

[Amore55 in reply to goatgal]

I have done that too! Thankfully just the dogs observed!

[CrazyCatWom in reply to goatgal]

I've definiately done that!

[Sweetheartonvdayl in reply to goatgal]

He he - I actually used to put my top on inside out! So I can relate.

❤Lisa💕

[Sweetheartonvdayl]

Haha 🤣😂🤣😂

❤Lisa💕