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Don’t trust autocorrect

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wifi/wifey

:P A man received the following text from his neighbor:

“I am so sorry Joe. I have been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you are not around. In fact, even more than you!”

“I am not getting any at home, but that is no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apologies with my promise that it won’t happen again.”

The man, feeling anguished & betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his suitcase, and without a word, left his wife.

A few moments later, a second text came in: “Damn autocorrect. I meant ‘wifi’, not ‘wife’!!” :P

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Turtlepie profile image
Turtlepie

Funny

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TexasLawman in reply to Turtlepie

Come on! It’s hilarious.

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Kenu

Good one 👍🤣😂😁 Ken 🐾🐾

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LOL :-D

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leking1

What a hoot! That is hilarious!

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Ali_B62

Very funny! 😂 😂 😂

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Amore55

I have gotten a lot of texts from people in their cars using their voice command to text. It is never right! The mess that comes across is funny, so I can appreciate this one! Great!

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rjoneslaw

funny

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IFwczs

Thank you for a smile on a rainy day!

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Kitsey

Good one!

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