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Well, I'm in the hospital. ๐Ÿ˜ฉ This has not been a good day. After spending the last 2 1/2 months quarantined inside the house, limited contact with my family or friends since mid March... enough is enough. So I decided to go for a motorcycle ride with a good friend. Something I haven't done since last fall. It turned out to be a horrible mistake! I got on the motorcycle and we started out slowly, but then it got crazy windy. We went faster and faster and before I knew it, we were going as fast as the that bike could go. I couldn't take the pace and fell off, but caught my pants on the foot peg beside the crash bar. I was being dragged and was bouncing all over the place. The motorcycle just would not stop!

Thankfully the manager at Dollar General came running out and unplugged the machine. Then he actually had the nerve to take the rest of my quarters and my bottle of vodka so I wouldn't try to ride the damn fire truck or clown car. ๐Ÿ™„

I have a few scrapes and bruises but nothing's broken. I will wear leather and a helmet next time. The helmet was suggested by the doctor and I only have to stay in here for the mandatory 72 hours required by the mental health people.

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DawnGochenour profile image
DawnGochenour

It's a good thing I opened your text up all the way.. you almost got a "hope you feel better soon message" . Lol !

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Kenu

Good one๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ Ken

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Jesmcd2CommunityAmbassador

Nooooo window licking!!! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคฃ

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mrsmike9

Goodness! You are lucky you didn't get a brain injury! Stay off the bike!

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carolek572CommunityAmbassador in reply to mrsmike9

Says who? :-D

jimeka profile image
jimeka

Boys and their toys ๐ŸŽ

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carolek572CommunityAmbassador

Wow! You certainly know how to have fun, TexasLawman ! I am glad that you're back at home resting comfortably, right? In the meantime, stay off of the motorcycle, the horse, the hog, okay? And do Keep Smiling :-D

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Iona60

You had me going.

Damn! I am so gullible LOL ๐Ÿ˜†

I should know better by now

Thanks for making me smile ๐Ÿ˜€

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agapepilgrim

You donโ€™t do well with quarantine do you? I hope you enjoy you stay in true lockdown in mental health ward - you will have some stories to tell us for sure! Wait! The mental institution in our state is the epicenter for Covid! Are you scared? It will be worse than the bike ride or bronco ride without a helmet! Me thinks after your law career you should consider stand up comic!

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rjoneslaw

hope you feel better and your ego is not bruised

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TexasLawman in reply to rjoneslaw

I assure you, my ego is bulletproof. Lol

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daveh121

Dang. That is hilarious. Thanks.

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twooldcrows

so funny ....at first i was wow ...you got me again ...

Entela15 profile image
Entela15

Feel better soon Texas Lawman. And if you get bored in there keep writing jokes. ๐Ÿ˜œ

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