Horseback riding

[TexasLawman]

Well, I'm in the hospital. 😩 This has not been a good day. After spending the last 2 1/2 months quarantined inside the house, limited contact with my family or friends since mid March... enough is enough. So I decided to go for a motorcycle ride with a good friend. Something I haven't done since last fall. It turned out to be a horrible mistake! I got on the motorcycle and we started out slowly, but then it got crazy windy. We went faster and faster and before I knew it, we were going as fast as the that bike could go. I couldn't take the pace and fell off, but caught my pants on the foot peg beside the crash bar. I was being dragged and was bouncing all over the place. The motorcycle just would not stop!

Thankfully the manager at Dollar General came running out and unplugged the machine. Then he actually had the nerve to take the rest of my quarters and my bottle of vodka so I wouldn't try to ride the damn fire truck or clown car. 🙄

I have a few scrapes and bruises but nothing's broken. I will wear leather and a helmet next time. The helmet was suggested by the doctor and I only have to stay in here for the mandatory 72 hours required by the mental health people.

[DawnGochenour]

It's a good thing I opened your text up all the way.. you almost got a "hope you feel better soon message" . Lol !

[Kenu]

Good one👍😉🐾🐾 Ken

[Jesmcd2 CommunityAmbassador]

Nooooo window licking!!! 🤣😭🤣

[mrsmike9]

Goodness! You are lucky you didn't get a brain injury! Stay off the bike!

[carolek572 CommunityAmbassador in reply to mrsmike9]

Says who?

[jimeka]

Boys and their toys 🐎

[carolek572 CommunityAmbassador]

Wow! You certainly know how to have fun, TexasLawman ! I am glad that you're back at home resting comfortably, right? In the meantime, stay off of the motorcycle, the horse, the hog, okay? And do Keep Smiling

[Iona60]

You had me going.

[Hidden]

Damn! I am so gullible LOL 😆

I should know better by now

Thanks for making me smile 😀

[agapepilgrim]

You don’t do well with quarantine do you? I hope you enjoy you stay in true lockdown in mental health ward - you will have some stories to tell us for sure! Wait! The mental institution in our state is the epicenter for Covid! Are you scared? It will be worse than the bike ride or bronco ride without a helmet! Me thinks after your law career you should consider stand up comic!

[rjoneslaw]

hope you feel better and your ego is not bruised

[TexasLawman in reply to rjoneslaw]

I assure you, my ego is bulletproof. Lol

[daveh121]

Dang. That is hilarious. Thanks.

[twooldcrows]

so funny ....at first i was wow ...you got me again ...

[Entela15]

Feel better soon Texas Lawman. And if you get bored in there keep writing jokes. 😜