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My joke for the month

Doctor says try this

A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex. The doctor gives her a pill, but warns her that it's still experimental. He tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner, so that night, she does just that. About a week later, she’s back at the doctor, where she says, "Doc, the pill worked great! I put it in the potatoes like you said! It wasn't five minutes later that he jumped up, raked all the food and dishes onto the floor, grabbed me, ripped all my clothes off, and ravaged me right there on the table!" The doctor says, "I’m sorry, we didn’t realize the pill was that strong! The foundation will be glad to pay for any damages." "Nah," she says, "that's okay. We're never going back to that restaurant anyways"

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agapepilgrim

My 83 year old husband laughed about 2 minutes! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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2littletime

Heheheheh😁

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rjoneslaw

funny

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Kenu

Good ☝️ 😃😆🤣😂😅 Ken 🐾🐾

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lbenmaor

Funny! Thanks for sharing.

Leslie

Hi TexasLawman

You did it again, my 71 yr old roommate, laughed so much , I thought he was " gonna fall off" the Couch 😆 LOL🤣😂😅🤣🤣

God bless🙏

❤Lisa💕

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Texandyroe

😂🤣😂

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twooldcrows

good one love it ...

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mrsmike9

Makes me think of that scene in "When Harry Met Sally"...Meg Ryan in the restaurant!

Awww

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