Interviewing tips

[TexasLawman]

A guy walks in for his interview. The interviewer asks, “Whats the first thing you notice about me?”

The guy responds, “You don’t have any ears.”

Interviewer: “Get out! Send in the next guy.”

Second guy walks in for his interview. The interviewer asks, “Whats the first thing you notice about me?”

The guy responds, “You don’t have any ears.”

Interviewer: “Get out! Send in the next guy.”

This guy on the way out says to the third guy “What ever you do, don’t say anything about him not having any ears. He’ll kick you right out.”

Third guy walks in for his interview. The interviewer asks, “Whats the first thing you notice about me?”

The guy looks at the interviewer intently for a few seconds and responds, “You wear contact lenses don’t you.”

The interviewer says, “That’s impressive that you’re so observant. How could you tell I wear contact lenses?”

The guy responds “Because you don’t have any damn ears to hang glasses on.”

[jimeka]

I hope that you can hear me laughing, thank you 😊 😂 🤣

[Peruzzot]

😲😲🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[twooldcrows]

oh my ...wow ...

[rjoneslaw]

cute

[IFwczs]

Good one, thanks!

[kycmary]

cool lolol

[carolek572 CommunityAmbassador]

Laughing Out Loud! CAN YOU HEAR ME, TexasLawman ?

[TexasLawman in reply to carolek572]

What did you say?

[carolek572 CommunityAmbassador in reply to TexasLawman]

I knew that you would get my feeble attempt at humor! (if you can call it that) Keep Smiling, TexasLawman