Oh no!! Not good.

[TexasLawman]

🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️😳😳 So, I went in for a routine lady checkup, right... And of course I scrubbed, scraped and shaved like I was going on a first date with with the man of my dreams.. And I decide I'm gonna go with the new body spray I bought... So I sprayed myself like a second shower! I made sure to double spray the land down under so it would smell like sweet magnolias or whatever the hell the scent of the month was at Bath & Body Works... Boom, get dressed and head out... As I'm laying on the table with my ankles to my ears.. My doc begins the exam.. and giggles!... TWICE!!... Idk about you! But when someone is face to face with my lady taco... laughing isn't the first thing you wanna hear 🤦‍♀️ So I'm asking: Uhhh, is everything ok?... Of course my doc is apologising but he can't help but still smirk.. Sooo I take a peek👀... and omg!!!! It looked like a damn party in my pants!... I had used effing glitter spray!!!.. Under the 7000 watt spotlight, it looked like a damn disco ball... Now I'm laughing.. The doc is laughing.. So awkward... He finds his way through Sparkle Valley and finishes up... As he walks out, he let's me know that it's totally fine to come as you are... He said further, no need to get fancy 😂😂😂

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**This is not my story but it’s too funny not to pass along! 😂😭😂😭😂😭😂 I literally died laughing!

[RoyceNewton]

Always good entertainment, hope the doc was cute so it was at least worthwhile.

[rjoneslaw]

Thanks.

[erash]

In my old career I have done 100s of Paps, seen a few odd piercings, shave creations but never glitter 😂😂😂

[Hidden]

I somehow thought you must have been pulling our chain, at least in some way! But the story was priceless. LOL good for a morning chuckle to say the least!!!

[mrsmike9]

Well I knew right away it was not your story TexasLawMAN!

[TexasLawman in reply to mrsmike9]

Yeah, I don’t have lady parts. 😂😂😂

[Texandyroe]

🤪🤪🤪

[Sweetheartonvdayl]

I just read your adventure, I'm still Laughing 😅😄😂😀!!!

I read this aloud to my roommates,

[carolek572 CommunityAmbassador]

Brings a new meaning to the phrase ‘party in my pants’, or something like that

[2littletime]

That was one of the best ones ever...so glad you cleared up the confusion of who's story it wasn't! As I read, All I kept thinking was "TexasLawman"???

[TexasLawman in reply to 2littletime]

LOLOLOL!!!!!

[Sweetheartonvdayl]

I read this aloud to my roommates & they couldn't stop laughing 😂😀😅

Didn't have the heart to tell them it really didn't happen to you LOL😂😀😅

I also was in tears😂

So funny.

I really needed a laugh😄

Thank you.

[TexasLawman in reply to Sweetheartonvdayl]

Mission accomplished. I’m glad you guys got a laugh!