π€¦π»ββοΈπ€¦π»ββοΈπ³π³ So, I went in for a routine lady checkup, right... And of course I scrubbed, scraped and shaved like I was going on a first date with with the man of my dreams.. And I decide I'm gonna go with the new body spray I bought... So I sprayed myself like a second shower! I made sure to double spray the land down under so it would smell like sweet magnolias or whatever the hell the scent of the month was at Bath & Body Works... Boom, get dressed and head out... As I'm laying on the table with my ankles to my ears.. My doc begins the exam.. and giggles!... TWICE!!... Idk about you! But when someone is face to face with my lady taco... laughing isn't the first thing you wanna hear π€¦ββοΈ So I'm asking: Uhhh, is everything ok?... Of course my doc is apologising but he can't help but still smirk.. Sooo I take a peekπ... and omg!!!! It looked like a damn party in my pants!... I had used effing glitter spray!!!.. Under the 7000 watt spotlight, it looked like a damn disco ball... Now I'm laughing.. The doc is laughing.. So awkward... He finds his way through Sparkle Valley and finishes up... As he walks out, he let's me know that it's totally fine to come as you are... He said further, no need to get fancy πππ
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**This is not my story but itβs too funny not to pass along! πππππππ I literally died laughing!
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In my old career I have done 100s of Paps, seen a few odd piercings, shave creations but never glitter πππ
I somehow thought you must have been pulling our chain, at least in some way! But the story was priceless. LOL good for a morning chuckle to say the least!!!
That was one of the best ones ever...so glad you cleared up the confusion of who's story it wasn't! As I read, All I kept thinking was "TexasLawman"???
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