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So I went to a store called Shopco here in Salt Lake City to wrap up Christmas shopping. Of course I had to use the restroom, went in the handicap stall, sat down to do my business when the toilet seat slid over and I found my bottom stuck between the toilet and the wall! I'm talking wedged tight. Now I am pretty thin, but I was stuck! Thankfully my purse and phone were in reach. I called the store, told them what had happened and that help was needed! A young lady came in, crawled under the door and tried to pull me out. She could not,went to get help. Mind you through all of this my panties and jeans are around ny knees, putting on a show! A larger woman came in, gave me a massive pull andI was free! They had to help me get everything in place I was in pain. The manager was so apologetic, I think he thought I would sue them. He gave me a $100 gift card. I told him he had to fix that before someone really got hurt. In hindsight it is so funny! I thought I might be like Winnie the Pooh when he gets stuck. Anyway, hope you get a good laugh. Kelly xxx

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Judi4 profile image
Judi4

Amore55 I don't mean to laugh, but it does sound funny. It sounds like something that would happen to me. I'm glad you are all right though.

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goatgal

What a wonderful sense of humor you have! Many folks would see this in a different light. Thank you so much for sharing. The next time I lurch around a corner in the market and knock over a display of boxes I will remember to laugh.

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jimeka

Oh Kelly, that's one to chalk up, caught with your drawers down!!!! Thanks for the laugh, but so pleased that you weren't hurt, blessings Jimeka. Is there a moral in this story somewhere? 🚽🌈😂🙏

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Amore55 in reply tojimeka

Always check the toilet seat?

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erash

@amore LOL and to make it funnier, you said in "hindsight" 😄

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Amore55 in reply toerash

I guess I should have said behindsight!

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Fancy1959

God bless you Amore55 it's Fancy1959. I thought I was the only one that could get into predicaments like that. We have joined an elite Sisterhood of predicament Finders. Makes us that much closer. Great sense of humor. Thanks for sharing. It's got me smiling from ear-to-ear thinking of all the different things I've got stuck in like that. Have a great evening. Fancy.

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Wow, so sorry that happened, you have recovered admirably and even shared with us.. Loved the "hindsight" reference.. Buy yourself something with that giftcard..

You have to admit though, that would be a funny lawsuit about the lady that got stuck between a "rock and hard place!" Hugs, Lynn

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greaterexp in reply toCalfeeChick

I'm sure Kelly is happy that there was no photographic evidence and few material witnesses.

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Bygonelines

Kelly - I am so glad you weren't hurt! I can just picture you stuck and it is a funny sight. LOL. I have managed to get my ample self into many similar and not so similar predicaments.

After all of that, were you able to finish your Christmas shopping?

Glad you weren't hurt seriously.

Jacqui

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Amore55

Jacqui, can you believe it? What a crazy situation. One for the books, that's for sure. I had a feeling you would get a kick out of it. But thank you for being glad there were no injuries, other than my pride. Talk to you soon. Love, Kelly xxx

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AngieRowe

Sorry Amore, but I laughed out loud! But I'm glad nothing was permanently injured except your pride and dignity! But tell are you going back to that store?

PS: I'm still smiling

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greaterexp

Thank you for giving us permission to laugh with you. I love your attitude! I do hope you're all right! I think you earned that $100!

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Morllyn

😳😂😂

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Fee09

Oh bother....lol!!!

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jennie62

I'm sorry this happened to you, butt (yes, it should say but...I couldn't resist-hee hee) I'm glad you have such a great sense of humor about it.

Thank you for sharing!

You've put a smile on my face...something I haven't had for awhile.

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Amore55 in reply tojennie62

Jennie, so glad it made you smile! It really was a funny situation. Keep smiling. Kelly xxx

It is a scene out of a silly movie, but I'm so sorry it happened to you. On the bright side, it is a story you will tell for a very long time!!!

Merry Christmas!

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Karen-x

I am so impressed that you took that so well. I hope I would do the same bit I would be very embarrassed! Good deal with the $100! Merry Chriatmas, spend it on you!!

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jennie62

Still smiling! Hope you spend that gift card on you! You deserve it because you were such a great sport about the whole thing!

No fair if you use it for a Christmas gift!

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bavery207

Great story! Thanks for sharing. I bet it is a tale (or should I say tail) that will live on for many Christmases to come.

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Eleyne92

So glad you weren't hurt, Kelly. And that you can laugh about it too.

After having a couple of similar calls, I've come to the conclusion that perhaps our rescuers are more embarrassed by our inadvertent immodesty than we are. I know I'm just happy to be up.

Have a great day!

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Michelednlp

Wow! Sounds like a real shopping adventure. I will definetly think twice before sitting on ANY toilet seat. I am so glad you are alright. Have fun with your gift card.

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falalalala

I just ran into this story. OMG!

That's one for the autobiography! 🤣

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Amore55 in reply tofalalalala

It was a priceless moment! Kelly xx

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twooldcrows

i am so sorry for such a ordeal...wow....it is funny after but at the same time of it wasn't ...sorry for laughing but i bet you had a better day well i hope you did..

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