Wise nun
2 nuns went to shop at the market.
They were taking so long so one said , Sister Mary it is getting dark and we are so far away from the convent.
I know Sister Rose but there is a man following us.
Oh! What does he want.
He wants his wicked way with us. What can we do.
Let's separate. You go left and I will go right.
He followed Sister Rose.
Sister Mary reached the convent and became worried.
After an hour Sister Rose appeared.
What happed? ,
I started to run and so did he.
And then?
He caught up with me.
Oh my God. And what did you do.
I lifted up my dress Sister!
And what did he do.
Dropped his pants.
And then?
Its obvious isn't it.
A nun with her dress lifted up can run faster than a man with his pants down.
If you thought of a different ending
Do 180 Hail Marys and 320 Our Fathers and ask God to clean your filthy mind.
And Don't send this back to me as I am still praying!!😂😂
