A man once told his son that if he wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a little gunpowder on his cornflakes every morning. The son did this religiously every morning, and lived to be 93.
When he died, he left 6 children,
11 grandchildren,
27 great-grandchildren..
......and a 15-foot hole in crematorium wall.
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