Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman standing at a bar.
The Scotsman says to the Englishman "do you have a son",
The Englishman says Yes he was born on St George's day so we named him George.
The Scotsman says" oh what a coincidence, my son was born on St Andrew's day so we named him Andrew".
The Irishman says " oh my, what small world, the same thing happened with me and me son pancake"