A young jogger is running through his local park one morning and sees an elderly man sitting on a bench, crying his eyes out."Are you okay, old timer?" asks the jogger.
"Sorry, young man, I think so", says the elderly man.
"What is wrong?" asks the jogger.
"Well, six months ago I married a young Scandinavian woman. She is a former glamour model and we fell in love at first sight. She is also a gourmet chef, and she cooks me wonderful meals every night. And three times a week we make love in the hot tub in our garden, listening to some of the classical music that she has written."
"That sounds absolutely amazing!" says the jogger to the old man. "So why are you crying?"
"I can't remember where I live!" sobs the old man.
