A sales representative, an administration clerk, and their manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.
They rub it and a Genie comes out.
The Genie says I'll give each of you just one wish.
Me first! Me first! says the administration clerk.
I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world...... Puff She's gone.
Me next! Me next! says the sales representative.
I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.....Puff. He's gone.
OK, you're up, Genie says to the manager.
The manager says, I want those two back in the office after lunch.
Moral of the story:
Always let your boss have the first say.
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