A sweet old lady was on our dinner cruise ship in the harbor. As the sun was setting, she walked up to the bar and ordered a scotch with two drops of water - just two drops.
As the bartender gives her the drink, she says, โIโm on vacation to celebrate my 80th Birthday - in fact, this is my birthday cruise today!โ
The bartender says, โWell, since itโs your birthday, Iโll buy you a drink - this oneโs on me!โ
The woman finishes her drink, and the man to her right says, โHappy Birthday. I would like to buy you a drink as well.โ
The woman says, โThank you. Bartender, I want a scotch with two drops of water - just two drops.โ
โComing up,โ says the bartender.
As she finishes THAT drink the man to her left says, โHappy Birthday as well. I would like to buy you a drink too.โ
The woman says, โThank you very much. Bartender, I want another scotch with two drops of water - just two drops.โ
โComing up,โ says the bartender.
As he gives her this last drink, he says to her with a wry smile, โMaโam, Iโm dying of curiosity, why the scotch with only two drops of water?โ
The old lady replies, โSonny, when youโre my age, youโve learned how to hold your liquorโฆโ
โโฆ๐๐จ๐ฅ๐๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ ๐ฐ๐๐ญ๐๐ซ, ๐ก๐จ๐ฐ๐๐ฏ๐๐ซ, ๐ข๐ฌ ๐ ๐ฐ๐ก๐จ๐ฅ๐ ๐จ๐ญ๐ก๐๐ซ ๐ข๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ฎ๐.โ
