An 80-year-old lady was marrying for the 4th time.
A newspaper asked if she wouldn't mind talking about her 1st three husbands and what they did for a living.
She smiled and said, "My first husband was a banker, then I married a circus ringmaster, next was a lovely preacher and now in my 80's a funeral director!"
The reporter asked why such diverse careers for her partners.
That's easy she replied
" Well it was one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready and four to go"
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