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Thursday Chuckle

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A wife being the romantic sort sent her husband a text message,

"If you are sleeping send me your dreams

If you're laughing send me your smile

If you're eating save me a bite

If you are drinking save me a sip

If you're crying send me your tears

as I love you"

The husband who is typically not very romantic replies

"I am on the toilet ... please advise!"

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Giovi1960

Oh... HAHAHA! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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FredaE in reply to Giovi1960

send me your feeling of relief

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Helenhooter

😱🤣😱

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