Thursday Chuckle

[Paul_and_Sue_Wood]

Two old men decide they are close to their last days and decide to have their last night on the town.

After a few drinks, they end up at the local brothel.

The madam takes one look at the two old guys and whispers to the manager,

"Go up to the first two bedrooms and put an inflatable doll in each bed, these two old men are so drunk"

"I am now wasting my girls on them. They won't know the difference"

The manager does as he is told and the two old men go upstairs.

Later as the old guys are walking home the first man says "You know I think my girl was dead!"

"Dead," says his friend "why do you say that?"

"Well, she never spoke, made a noise or moved during the whole time I was with her!"

His friend says, " Could be worse, I think mine was a witch!"

"A witch, why would you say that?" replies his friend

"Well I was kissing her and gave a little bite on the neck as you do, she then farted and flew out the window, taking my teeth with her!"

[FredaE]

a good cackle - thank you