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Never Argue With Children

A little girl was talking to her teacher about Whales.

The teacher said it was impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated the teacher restated that a whale could not swallow a human, it was physically impossible.

The little girl said "when I get to heaven I will as Jonah"

The teacher replied, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied.... " You can ask him"

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Don’t know where you get these. But it always cheers us up 🤣thanks 😊

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