Never Argue With Children
A little girl was talking to her teacher about Whales.
The teacher said it was impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated the teacher restated that a whale could not swallow a human, it was physically impossible.
The little girl said "when I get to heaven I will as Jonah"
The teacher replied, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied.... " You can ask him"
