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A cowboy told his grandson the secret to a long life, he said,

"you gotta sprinkle a little gunpowder on your oatmeal every day see if you do you'll live to a nice ripe old age."

So the cowboy did this religiously every day, and sure enough, he had a great life and lived to the ripe old age of 96.

When he died he left

4 children,

8 grandchildren,

15 great-grandchildren.......

And a 16-foot hole in the wall of the crematorium....

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