A classic Tommy Cooper gag ''I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?'' He said, ''How flexible are you?'' I said, ''I can't make Tuesdays''.
Good old Tommy Cooper: A classic Tommy Cooper gag... - MPN Voice
Good old Tommy Cooper
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Keep the jokes coming! Regards Aime
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