After Clareb’s post about inaccurate clinic letters, here’s some great ones! 😂

[Melba1]

Any favourites? I think 12 is mine 😱😂 x

[EOLHPC]

OMG 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. THANKS: you’ve made my day!

😯 no.5 is a ZINGER 💡 cause of death diagnosis 🤔🤨

🍀😘🍀😘🍀😘 Coco

[PMRpro in reply to EOLHPC]

Personally I like the potential cure for cancer...

[EOLHPC in reply to PMRpro]

& 🤣🤣🤣🤣: No. 10....

[PMRpro in reply to EOLHPC]

Wouldn't you fall apart without it?????????

[EOLHPC in reply to PMRpro]

OMG.....🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

[suzannah16]

don't know what to say. when I got my medical notes I was surprised at the number of spelling mistakes but at least I didn't get any quotes like those

[Melba1 in reply to suzannah16]

Yes I found it hilarious and oddly comforting about the many mistakes in mine - although I bet the man with circus sized genitalia has framed that letter!! 🤣 (I spent a long time explaining circumsized to my son who didn’t get the mishearing just was imaging some awful disease 😂)

X

[PMRpro in reply to Melba1]

Must be hell buying new suits...

[eekt]

Number 8...what a picture that conjures up 🤣 🤣 🤣 ...and No12 has to be a first date question: 'are you circus-sized?'...Thanks so much 🤗 🤩 xxx

[whisperit in reply to eekt]

Well, I've got a Big Top...and there's a joke about cunning stunts there that I dare not make...x

[Melba1 in reply to whisperit]

No we can’t risk Paul throwing you out for bad behaviour! 🙃

[Hidden]

Ambulatory stool and eyes rolling around the room win for me - but then I’m just a scatological surrealist! All brilliant though - thanks so much! X

[PMRpro in reply to Hidden]

It's possibly OK as long as the eyes don't land under the stool ...

[Hidden in reply to PMRpro]

I seem to imagine them both flying around the room in an exuberant juggle with certain members of the medical profession (naming no names🧠) ducking and shrieking🤭🥳

[Melba1 in reply to Hidden]

😂 X

[EOLHPC]

PS Here’s the link to Clareb’s post:

healthunlocked.com/lupusuk/...

[Lupiknits]

I love the large brown stool, mostly because the caretaker of a school I worked at had been prescribed a med “that could turn stools blue”. He ran a little coffee bar and was nervous about sitting on the furniture. I tried to explain it but he remained blank until I explained “stool” was a medical name for poo.

He was the caretaker charged with repainting a classroom over the weekend. On Monday we discovered he had chosen the colour “drab”

[Melba1 in reply to Lupiknits]

Oh that is very funny!! 🤣 x

[Horsewhisper]

Hilarious! Love them all and everyone’s responses! 🤣

[MrsMouseSJ]

Super! Made my evening. Although whether tonight I will dream of going downstairs to find that the hall has been overtaken by an unpleasant and large brown object who knows? And with my orthostatic intolerance there is also the risk I may pass out and come to minus my eyes, which have inconveniently rolled under the bed. Still, at least I am not subject to the curse of the circus sized.....

[Lupiknits in reply to MrsMouseSJ]

😂

[Fennella02]

Oh, I so love these. No. 4 is my 'laugh out loud' favourite but they're all hilarious. Thanks so much for posting these, they're hilarious. Xx

[Angelann69]

Hahahaha! Thanks for the belly laugh. I needed it. I think I like 6,7 and 8 the best. Love it!

[Krazykat26]

Lol!! Thank u so much for sharing that Melba1..what a wonderful way to start the day..I've had a good giggle at the post and the replies..I love this site 😂🤣😍

[Biddy47]

Hilarious!! Has cheered me up immensely especially 4 and 12.