Doc come quick my wife is crying
Why??
She has crows feet she says and is heartbroken
Dude what did I tell u??
I did I did I tell her everyday how beautiful she is and yes a dug a great big pit in the back yard just like u said
And??
I forgot her handbag had a compact in it
40 mirrors in the place and like an idiot I forgot that one
Here breath deeply into this bag
Oooh that’s nice what’s that fruity smell I feel Ike laughing on the celing with uncle Albert
I use it for dentals not how are we going to get ahold of the darn compact
But doc I tell her all the time she don’t need anyting she gorgeous to me help me doc help me
Breath dude breath let’s get out my roping horse and get that fool purse
I’m soory doc I realky tried honest I did honest
I hear ya partner that’s why pets were born helps the women forget all that nonsense let’s get her a kitten maybe she just needs what a lady needs ya know ??
Like u grooming yer horse everyday just cuz doc huh just cuz??
U got her juice cuz just cuz we like spending time with the real family
But doc I try and try to tell her really I dodge beautiful to me
Kitten George pet shop just around the corner she Martha’ she’ll know juice what to do. Breathe buddy steady partner
But doc what would I do if I lost her?
Kitten George kitten breath buddy steady that’s right in. And out nice long sloooow breaths. Easy partner. Think. Kitten one that purrs a lot loud motor loves attention
Martha ? U say??around the block
Ok thanks doc almost had a heart attack
Breathe George soooo all right we all go through it See Martha
Easy buddy u just had I fright
And how!!
S’more??
