Smiley Mini Baroness and that idiot following her with
Sir Bendydick Cucumberpatch.
Sir Bendydick was a star in thirteenth century England. Known almost countrywide for being an actor and appearing in plays such as 'Oops, I'm sitting in dung' and 'It's turnippy out there'
He was solely responsible for the term, 'thespian'. 'Spian' is an old English word, long out of use, meaning 'omnipresent toff' and thus Sir Bendy was 'The Spian'