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Knight iv

Knight iv

The Baron and mini Baroness standing with Sir Pumpernickle Flapjack

Sir Pumpernickle was a wayward man who once claimed to have invented carpet. He was successfully sued by Shaggus Pileus. He returned from that setback and rode into battle where he was killed by a rogue arrow which legend says was fired from the arrow of a slightly miffed doormat salesman

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You could have dropped in for coffee!

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I would, had I known you were nearby :)

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Poor Sir Pumpernickle! He should have eaten more flapjacks and then the arrow would have bounced off! ;) xx

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And that's precisely why you should train the armed forces :D

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