The Baron and mini Baroness standing with Sir Pumpernickle Flapjack
Sir Pumpernickle was a wayward man who once claimed to have invented carpet. He was successfully sued by Shaggus Pileus. He returned from that setback and rode into battle where he was killed by a rogue arrow which legend says was fired from the arrow of a slightly miffed doormat salesman
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