As someone who finds background noise annoying in the extreme, due to it it interfering with my capacity to concentrate, this time of year is murder.
Why? I hear you cry. Well, I'll tell you. Below is a snapshot of the past two days in the mansion...
I was just wondering, can I…
I don’t like ‘Frozen’ any more
If I fall over and land on my face, what will happen?
Where are the crackers?
I don’t like mashed potato
It’s not very easy to brush hair when there are ears on top of the head
But I don’t like getting told off
Ooh, look, found it
Have we got any sweets?
Can I get the crackers?
I was just wondering, is it ok if I…
Ooh, a scooter
But I really wanted to…
I’m going outside to try my roller skates
I can’t roller skate
Mummyyyy? Where are my….
Do we need crackers?
When can I see owls again?
I never said I don’t like ‘Frozen’ any more
Can I have some sweets?
I was just wondering, when can I…
Chips aren’t really potato
I’ve found it!
Shall I fetch the crackers?
That is just what I can recall....
Shoot me now.