Sat Nag
Its progress and new
The Salesman said
Truly invented for you
Belongs in your car
You’ll never get lost
Travel by day travel so far
All for so small a cost
Hearty laughter I walk away
For this little sat nav
Won’t be sold today
My own sat nag I have
She sits by my side
Controlling direction
Every day every ride
Continual inspection
For she is my wife
Plugged in my ear
For the rest of my life.