You might be a PWP…
…if the first words people say to you are, “You look good!” and the next are “Huh?” or “What?”or “I’m sorry. I didn’t understand what you said.”
…if putting on a t-shirt feels a lot like you are trying to solve a rubik’s cube.
…mowing your yard is less strenuous than answering your email.
…if you can walk several miles, as long as you are not asked to turn right or left.
…if just tossing a ball up in your lefthand can become a game of dodgeball with yourself
…if your "spirit animal" is a sloth.
…if you know what the letters PWP stand for.